Matt (18) ; A notorious Canadian pirate and well known Tennant fanboy by his friends. Recent reports indicate an influx in Destiel shipping and dragon training More information as this story develops...

...the chief has come home!

I miss getting random anons

*hint hint*

I want to reconnect with my followers.



3, 18, 20, 24, 26, 33, 43, 45

3.Are you a jealous person?

Not overly, on occasion though I have been known to turn an unsavory shade of green.

18.When was the last time you smiled?

I smiled a lot yesterday.

20.Do you secretly like someone?

For once in my life I can answer this with an honest no. 

24.What ARE you looking forward to?

  • Destiel becomes canon
  • DW 50th Anniversary
  • Graduation
  • Christmas
  • Batman Arkham Origins
  • Assassins Creed 4
  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
  • When David Tennant will come to my house and ask to film a movie with me about our unlikely relationship as a father and son figure to each other.

26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?

Absolutely nothing.

33.Who was the last person you drove with?

My little brother

43.What’s your current problem?

3 tests tomorrow 

45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?

Although I have yet to have a successful one, I hear in some cases that they do in fact work out.

do you know what a dingle is?

I want to tease you. To go without underwear and bend over just so you can see how wet I am. Rub myself against you in public until you're hopelessly horny and then flirt until you give in and fuck me where anyone could come around the corner and see us. I want you to make me scream your name and pound me so hard I forget what mine in. I want you to make me wear a collar in public so everyone knows I'm your property.

No matter how horny I would ever be I would be way too chicken to ever have sex in public. Plus that would be really unsanitary.

Plus I’m not into that collar/property stuff, I barely wanna like pull hair and spank and stuff. 

Fuck me like a little slut, Master. Punish me for being a whore.

Very graphic, I like it. 

What a pity, why did you have to be older? Please go and alter this at once.

Being older is great. I get to gamble and vote next year. 

So you're born in August then, I'm likewise. Which day?

I think I stated it in the actual answer but the 12th. 

Which game are you playing?

Pokemon Black, I haven’t actually played it since I bought it and even then it was only for like a day or two. But with X and Y coming out next weekend I’m pretty stoked. 

I'd like to point out that because your birthday is in august you are in fact younger than me. How cute.

Yes well I’m quite a bit younger than a large number of people. Including but not limited to Tumblr and the whole of the rest of the world. But thank you, I am indeed, quite cute when I want to be. 

Dear previous anon, no need to be a dick..

Hey, he/she wasn’t being a dick. They were just a little misinformed about the whole situation. But thank you for looking out for me. 

Only twice? Let's make it a third time.

Very smooth. I like that.

Like twice?

Well the first time was an actual full on 40 minute long session of various positions. And the second one was more or less sucking my dick for 20 minutes and like 10 minutes of fucking then back to sucking. 

Stop complaining about losing followers. If your follower number is more important to you than what you want to put on your blog, then stop putting it on your blog even though you want it there. If those porn gifs are more important to you, then fuck the followers, it's your blog! That's what the unfollow-button is for. Better than sending you hate for blogging what you want.

I wasn’t complaining, are you kidding? I never complain when I lose followers cause it’s their fucking loss. My blog is the shit. Sorta. So ya know, don’t go jumping the gun there, hoss. I just can’t believe that they aren’t used to porn on tumblr because it’s everywhere. And it’s a pretty common-ish thing on their blog.

Plus I’m just pissed that they aren’t aware of it after all this time. And I’ve GIVEN THEM WAYS TO AVOID IT LIKE TUMBLR SAVIOR OR SOME OTHER THING. There are ways to avoid tags. Like god damn. 

How many times have you actually had sex?

Like twice. But, hey, I’m young.